as I am dead I feel as though you should follow Emily’s tumblr:
thecalvinchronicles asked: Oh, I hear that you died.
I revoke any comments about your apparent 'plumpness'
obviously that 'plumpness' was just the bloating of your already
With you in spirit,
Tod from Marketing
thecalvinchronicles asked: Dear Ian,
Long time reader, first time question asker.
You seem like a juicy delicious looking pear.
How do you keep your skin so plump?
Do apply any glosses perhaps? Have you
-Love Tod from Marketing
I’m dying, hey.
Anonymous asked: Why does Ian the pear have an eye shaped as the letter I while the apple has a O shaped eye? Hmmmm
There never has and never will be an apple on this blog. Pear pride fo’ lyfe!
Anonymous asked: You're way too cool.
Yeah, well I do spend a lot of time in the fridge.
- Why Emily didn’t get 10,000 subscribers on her youtube channel after making the video I posted earlier
- Body builders
10 followers in my first day of blogging! I’ll get Emily to help me make a celebratory video later on but not right now though as I’ve got a cheese, wine and pear party to attend.