bonjour from le grave
as I am dead I feel as though you should follow Emily’s tumblr:
thecalvinchronicles asked: Oh, I hear that you died.
I revoke any comments about your apparent 'plumpness'
obviously that 'plumpness' was just the bloating of your already
decomposing body.
With you in spirit,
Tod from Marketing
le rofl
thecalvinchronicles asked: Dear Ian,
Long time reader, first time question asker.
You seem like a juicy delicious looking pear.
How do you keep your skin so plump?
Do apply any glosses perhaps? Have you
tried botox?
-Love Tod from Marketing
That’s what I’m Tolkien about!TRAMDALF
“We’re just sitting across from ‘Supre’ that obsidian nightmare factory. You seen that place? It’s all black. All the Orcs in there are orange.”
This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.
Your face. When the camera zooms in. I’m so proud of you, Paul.
(Source: lessonsforchildren)
I’m dying, hey.
Me and Carol
Anonymous asked: Why does Ian the pear have an eye shaped as the letter I while the apple has a O shaped eye? Hmmmm
There never has and never will be an apple on this blog. Pear pride fo’ lyfe!
Anonymous asked: You're way too cool.
Yeah, well I do spend a lot of time in the fridge.
Things I don’t understand:
- Why Emily didn’t get 10,000 subscribers on her youtube channel after making the video I posted earlier
- Body builders
Emily made a video for me, nawwwwww
Huzzah!
10 followers in my first day of blogging! I’ll get Emily to help me make a celebratory video later on but not right now though as I’ve got a cheese, wine and pear party to attend.
janetdiedanditwaslame-deactivat asked: Pear, I ask you, how do you type?
My dear friend, Emily helps me on the odd occasion.
Janetals, I ask you, why do you hate me? :(
